skimvbol to spark democratic revolution in Zimbabwe

In the wilds of Zimbabwe, you will find a plethora of skimvbol. In fact, it is the only place on Earth they can be found. These heat and dust loving omnivores not only thrive here, but are considered a festive delicacy, and are served at weddings, coming of age extravaganzas, and funerals, just to name a few. While skimvbol are little know to the rest of the world, including neighboring countries, their existence is so prevalent, now, that the government of Zimbabwe is considering exporting them for hefty profit. This is causing an uproar amongst the smaller tribes that make up the largest part of the country.


Skimvbol have been a well kept secret of remote tribes in Zimbabwe, only recently having been recognized outside the private tribal sector, due to vast migration into larger scale cities. Skimvbol is not only considered a delicacy, but also a gift from the gods to their "chosen people". It is believed that misuse of these tiny critters can cause severe disruption of natural order and extreme punishment from the gods.

One would think that the Zimbabwean government would be sensitive to such matters. However, with the spread and excitement of democratic rule and the possibility of economic power, these skimvbol represent a fast track to the top.

Our very own JAS is in the deeps of Zimbabwe as we speak, God bless him. Cut off from the rest of the world with only sporadic reception and limited PC use. Dodging the line of fire and, with any luck, taking sides.

With Dyslecsics Dictionary, your source for World News, this is Frieda Babbley, signing off.

Arlettok ~ It might take your breath away.

Arlettok fashion could be all the rage where you live. It could become misunderstood. It could become deadly.

Arlet comes from the word harlot. Tok comes from the tick tock of a clock that took your parts away. In other words, fashion that sells itself by selling yourself, one limb at a time, in exchange for cold hard cash… and infamous fame.

In today’s fashion industry, it is a dog eat dog world. It is cut throat, literally. You would be hard pressed to come out of it all in one piece. If you’re smart, that is.

More bang for your buck is what you get with arlettok fashion; if you’re lucky enough to get the limb that bangs when you give away your buck.

Take this next piece, for example: Hairy arm, sporting a one-of-a-kind, cashmere, dishtowel cuff with giant pearl by JAS.

This is a prime example of arlettok fashion. What makes this arlettok fashion, you may ask? Why, the hairy arm of course. With the purchase of this cuff, you get to take it home with you. You may share it with your friends. You may look at it from afar, or up close. You may photograph it (royalties may not apply if you’ve paid enough).

You may stroke it. Even use it to scratch your back.

It is a collector’s piece. It is fashion in its highest form. Its value is not for the faint of pocket, just as it is not for the faint of heart.

Yes, there is more than meets the eye when it comes to arlettok fashion. Question is, how much would you pay, and would you be getting more than you bargained for?

Photo and more information on cuff can be seen in Survive Fashion School and Some Daubs.

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perac, saltal, blygio, diomball

Here's a nice little conversation I picked up off the wire in the comments section of one of my blogs' posts. With their permissions we are happy to announce that we can publish it here on Dyslecsics' Dictionary! Thanks Anonymous and CC! Anonymous and CC have given home to four security verification words.

A: See? You are vain and self centered. And you are trying to lead us to believe that you are "perac". A near perfect person accused falsely of being other than they are.

C: Oh come on anonymous, don't be such a saltal. Someone who leaves snippets of negative comments at the tail of a blog anonymously.

A: Well at least I am not a blygio. A blind follower who goes around kissing arse.

C: You are so diomball, you like to think of yourself as Diabolical, but are too dumb to be.


Awesome, guys! You did it. Four more words sponsored. How easy was that?

JAS in charge tomorrow.

Much love, Frieda

prilyo & ovensupl

We have our winners. That's right winners.

This New Years, luck comes in twos! So let us have a drum roll, please!

PRILYO & OVENSUPL have happily made it into our Dyslecsics Dictionary with top ranks!

Frank Cabaliero, from Newport New Mexico sent in prilyo. So what is prilyo, you may be wondering? Isn't it obvious? Prilyo - sounds like a dish scrubber and is formerly known as bleach. "Have you noticed recently how healthy the Jones' kids are? Mrs. Jones uses prilyo when swabbing down the surfaces." - It's proven to kill all known germs D E A D and makes for a delicious smoothie! "It's what I use on my kids every day! It does work wonders."


Janis Quayleyani, from Little Michigan, Italy sent in ovensupl. Way to go Janis, that's a good one. So what does ovensupl mean? Obviously, it means skin so smooth it came fresh from the oven... or did it? When fast word got around about the security verification word ovensupl, marketing developer and entrepreneur Mario Scapini got in on the action! He and Janis now have a new line of products you won't want to miss! Skin so supple, it's ovensupl. "Oh, my darling little squid, your skin is so soft! You've been basting yourself again, haven't you? I love it." He'll never know, it's Ovensupl. Coming soon to fine stores everywhere.

We hope you all enjoyed today's winners as much as we have. Kudos to Frank and Janis. That's two more words that finally have a home they can call home.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

MUCH LOVE, JAS AND FRIEDA!

Welcome to Dyslecsics’ Dictionary: State the Obvious With an Essential Compendium of Security Words

Welcome to Dyslcsics’ Dictionary, with your hosts, JAS and Frieda.

As all of you know, security words are the essential heartbeat of the day to day blog commenting world. We all do it. We’re all proud to play our part in it. Security necessity reminds us that we are people. Security words are our way of saying, cyber world, we’re here, we’re real, and we matter! So here at Dyslecsics dictionary, we take pride in these humane facts and would like to take time out to honor these security words that make our life whole.

As you may or may not know, many of these security words have no home in our dictionaries. In fact, the number of homeless security words in the whole of cyber world is astounding, and their numbers are growing rapidly. This is a sad piece of information, and for many, hard to swallow. Yet the fact still remains.

We at Dyslecsics’ Dictionary have vowed to put into effect a New Year’s Resolution to stop the madness. We want to change the world, one security word at a time. We want you to join us!

Here’s how it works. When you attempt to post a comment on a blog, you will be prompted with your own, personal, security word. If you enter and submit your word, it becomes lost forever, possibly never to be seen or heard from again. So don't! We encourage all to

1. Read that word out loud. Give it its own voice. Let it speak to you.

2. X out and journal your word back into your comments, tell us what it means, and by all means USE IT! Give it meaning, give it shelter.

3. Once you’ve done that, you can feel free to post, enter, and submit. You’ve just given hope, home, and meaning to a security word in need. A home in Dyslecsics’ Dictionary! Congradulations!!!!

Free Speech equals Free Nation! Help us make this cyber world a better place, one security word at a time.


Your friends at Dyslecsics’ Dictionary,
JAS and Frieda

Making the world a better place, one word at a time.

PS. Please feel free to comment to comments using your or another’s security words. Every use helps.

Commonly used spellings of dyslexic: dyslecsic, dislexic, dislecsic, dyslexic