Tuesday, 24 March 2009

General Seciescu meets with a grizzly end.

General Seciescu was today murdered outside his presidential palace by an angry mob lead by members of the outlawed opposition party. The mode of death was one with which Seciescu would be only too familiar and indeed gave his name to this humiliating form of torture.

Having left the palace for an official function, he was ambushed and stripped naked before being forced to wear ladies fashions from the decade that taste forgot, the 1970's. He was then lathered in make-up, and forced to wear bright red stilettos before being paraded in front of a baying mob.

In a cruel twist of fate, it seems that these lurid fashion items worked in his favour, namely due to their flame retardant nature, however, a local metalworker came forth with a red hot poker which was quickly thrust into Seciescu's rectum for all to see. He was then decapitated and his head used as a football. 

Perhaps the most humiliating aspect for Seciescu was knowing that video footage would be posted on the Internet for millions to see.  Having studied the footage, it is interesting to note how easily this giant of a man strutted around in 6" heels, which is difficult enough at the best of times, but with an angry mob baying for blood? 


  1. Hysterics. Poor poor man. Now, if he was decapitated, how was he able to see video footage of himself? Amazing piece. If I didn't know better, I'd think it were for real. Are you writing for the examiner or star in your spare time?

  2. P S Y C H I C powers and a cockroach like ability to live without a head for something like 20 days. ;- )