Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Give a Crap ~ Sponsor today

Prayer Offerings ~ Sponsor your own Skuvi Misfortunate

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Around the world, every second, hundreds of skuvi words are dying from malnutrition and disease. They have no hope. Their government is as malnurished and penniless as they are. Their letters are bloated as they sit in makeshift shelters, naked and listless, surrounded by dirt and flies, waiting for your sponsorship.

Here's how you can help.

Define them.

Read read read.

Pray pray pray.

Use use use.

Give a crap.

This last one is the most important and helpful thing you can do for a skuvi. If you don't give a crap, then you won't be using them, or praying for them, or reading them. This is the saddest thing that can happen to a skuvi word in desperate need.

Don't know how to give a crap? Donate. Misfortune can become a fortune. For just 10 dollars a day, you can feed, clothe, and offer medical attention to your very own skuvi. In return, we'll send you a photo of your very own sponsored skuvi word. You can define it, read it out loud, hold it while you pray. Use it throughout your day. Give a crap. We do, how about you?

JAS and Frieda are glad to accept: paypal / mastercard / visa / american express / discover card / money order / cold, hard, cash


  1. What about cold, hard cash FB? Will we be accepting that?

    It's a real bargain, and I for one will be using emotional blackmail to
    squeeze loved ones dry.

    Such misfortunates-

  2. Those poor, huddled skuvis- I will be thinking about them today.

  3. How could I have forgotten cold, hard, cash?! Shame on me. I'll have to go back and change that.
    And yes, isn't it so sad? Just to think of them puts tears in my eyes and a clench in my throat. How desperate they are.
    Do squeeze away. They are in dier need. Poor, poor, fly ridden skuvis. =(

  4. Am writing some letters to my bank about some




    they owe me....

  5. REAlly! What happened?
    And how long of a process is it before you find out about NS?