Sunday, 11 January 2009

Spottl Prouac.

A Spottl Prouac is more commonly known as a person for whom every smile has been used up. This is similar to reproductive differences between the sexes, namely a woman is born with a finite number of eggs, whilst a male can seemingly produce a limitless supply of sperm from adolescence onward.

The poor Spottl Prouac has been born with a limited supply of smiles- there is no test for this and it only becomes apparent when the person, of either sex, can no longer smile. What a tragedy- to live ones life being unable to join in with social codes. Still, at least they are unable to give false social smiles, which we are able to sense but rarely do anything about.

The picture has been modified to show how the Spottl Prouac would like to look, with nice white teeth and a Mallen streak, though we doubt that anything will make this personage happy.


  1. Ah, fabulous! You saw that I had mentioned this piece, didn't you. And I'll be damned if I remember where I saw it! It cracked me up like you wouldn't believe!. What a sad prospect to be limited on your smiles. Now if only one could see Your smile. What would one have to do to have a peak?

  2. Oh yeah, and if this is you, it doesn't count as your smile. Just in case you thought you could get away with something. Which I'm sure you're not trying to get away with anything, seeing as you know how clever I am.

    Don't be a knart or a dicro.

  3. So you're still thinking you can get away with this as being your smile picture. Well fine. I'll get you back. You'll be sorry...

    (don't say I didn't warn you)