Monday 26 January 2009

Pindosm


The Pindosm is a lethal cocktail with a long history. It  was invented in the Late 1920's in a swanky up market bar situated in
New York City. We can but imagine the glamour of the machine age.

The exact recipe was a trade secret for many a long year until the truth was finally discovered after de-classified documents, stored on microfiche, were released to the general public.

It seems that the Pindosm was a suicide cocktail first used after the Crash of '29. For those of a sensitive nature I urge you not to read on. Frieda was particularly upset when we liaised on this article, so much so, she had to compose herself in a darkened room for an hour.

The poison selected to put into a favourite cocktail is still available throughout the world in easy to use sachets containing clear crystals- this is not crystal meth. but something altogether more sinister. 

It is a cruel irony that these crystals are used to prolong the life of cut flowers, yet taken in a cocktail prove lethal. Next time you find yourself cutting open one of these sachets, make sure to scrub your hands raw after or it could be...

Goodnight Vienna!

5 comments:

  1. Put that in your pipe FB and smoke it! x

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  2. Oh Excellanteh! Bravo! How absolutely fabulous! How marvelously cunning! What a wickedly wonderful idea! Orgasmic! Very Very Very nice my dear friend. Encore!

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  3. Goodnight Vienna! I love that line. And I wish I had thought of the word sachets instead of packets. So much more Soula than packets. If you don't mind, I may have to steal that description.
    Think I'll have a burger with a side of concesup.

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  4. I think Soula needs a sharp slap and a reality check, what with the credit crunch and all.

    Shame my post is typo central- only hope my Nova Scotia was free of those pesky blips on the language. Enclosed my arm with application...

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  5. Oh that will be a plus! Did you Jolene? When do you hear back? NS is friggin gorgeous! What luck to move there. Many excuses for scarves as well. That's always a plus in my book. Wonder if there will be a wild ingien or two.

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